Half dirtbag, half hoodrat. Government botany lackey from agency to agency since 2011. Grasses and graminoids only!

I actually key what I post, mostly through the eJepson and Flora of North America volumes 24/25. Always hunting for unique range expansions, morphologic anomalies, and other such obscurities, I do my best with a budget digital microscope and iPhone. Don't ask me about anything other than grasses and graminoids; I'm too busy keying poaceae, not fabaceae.